Jamie-Lee and Kween Brooke are taken to a beautiful and romantic setting. OMFG someone send this girl her Gucci sneakers, she does not deserve this. Like my worst nightmare, they ride the BMXs through the bush. Pretending she likes this sh*t, Jamie Lee graciously feigns excitement, because if she did otherwise, it would be game over. Jamie Lee looks as though she’s en route to a root canal. Then… once back on solid ground, they are greeted with…GOD HELP ME. Kween Brooke takes her on a helicopter ride – the Australian Bachelor franchise special. As hard as it was to watch, this conversation is so overdue. For so long, we haven’t celebrated the land that we live on, nor been pushed to educate ourselves. Sidebar: These are very important conversations to be having on commercial television. Once alone, Amy tells Kween Brooke that she doesn’t think it’s good that she and Jamie-Lee have been friends for so long and that she knows nothing about her. She is looking for a lifevest, an oxygen mask. “No.” It appears as if the cat has got my tongue. Source: Network 10.Īmy then questions Jamie-Lee, the same way she did Darvid. It looks like a girl’s brunch but it’s actually a waking nightmare. Now, it’s time for Jamie-Lee to experience intense psychoanalysis. He admits he’s falling in love and Abbie naturally yells in his face. She’s tasked with grilling Darvid about his feelings for her. Next up, Abbie meets with Darvid one-on-one. ![]() Prince of Persia says he’s willing to learn all about Kween Brooke - including where she’s from and her history with Australia. Everyone needs an Amy to drill any potential dates. “You don’t know that? So, it would take dating an Aboriginal woman for you to start to consider that you live on Aboriginal land?!” He skips over his words and stumbles and THIS is the sh*t we should be learning in school. ![]() Amy talks about the Indigenous name of where Kween Brooke is from and quizzes Darvid. The Prince of Persia is whisked away by Amy to be given the third degree. Anyone with eyes can see it… “Y’all want some privacy?” Source: Network 10. They’ve always had insane sexual chemistry. Upon first impressions, Abbie and Amy notice the sexual chemistry between Brooke and Darvid. Amy and Abbie are out for blood, ready to examine our Prince to make sure he’s good enough for our Kween. Prince of Persia is thrown into the lion’s den first. ![]() “I’m talking from Gwambygine, in Ballardong country, your country,” he says. ![]() Brooke’s father figure and Australia’s new favourite man. Brooke Blurton has erased my ability for cynicism. There is nothing mean nor cynical to say. A 32-year-old divorcee remembers that love exists. It is roughly five minutes into the episode and I’m already sobbing. We see her chatting to a First Nations elder who says that her happiness is all that matters. He’s the steady buoy in a sea of waves…īefore long, we’re back with our Kween. The one who you can act like a cray person around and doesn’t waver. Next up, we see the winner the Prince of Persia Darvid’s highlight reel.ĭarvid is cool, calm, collected. Jamie Lee is beautiful, and that’s about all we know of her. While she’s had an entire season with Kween Brooke, we are tortured with getting a series of flashbacks to He Who Must Not Be Named series. Firstly, we have “no-nickname” Jamie Lee.
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